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“This isn’t a book. This is a love letter. To travel; to the real world—the one with near-death blisters, almost shipwrecks, and fond memories of literal pant shitting—and most of all to a wife from her husband and to a husband from his wife. It’s touching, hilarious, heartfelt, horrifying, real. The perfect antidote for the real world.” - Morgan Murray, author of Dirty Birds
“Reading Michael and Kristen's book will make you feel drunk on Krazy Koconuts and as high as three giraffes standing on each other's heads. Their bond is stronger than Jose Canseco on steroids. If you enjoyed these metaphors, read the book. Wait, or were they similes? Anyway. Read the book.” - Jonathan Torrens, Actor/Writer/Producer

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